(IS) ANYTHING POSSIBLE WITH TECHNOLOGY???

OK NOW....

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE WEIRDEST THING THAT YOU'VE EVER HEARD UPTO NOW....

IT IS COMMONLY SAID THAN ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS WORLD WITH TECHNOLOGY.... AND NOW SOMETHING THAT HAS PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE HAS SUPPOSEDLY HAPPENED ACCORDING TO MEDIA REPORTS.....

WELL WAT IS THIS?? ITS LIKE THIS... YOUVE PROBABLY HEARD ABOUT THE NEW 3DTV TECHNOLOGY THATS VERY SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE TELEVISION MARKET NOW... AND THERE HAS BEEN THIS ONE WOMEN WHO CLAIMS THAT SHE BECAME PREGNANT AFTER WATCHING 3D PORN ON A 3DTV AN YEAR AGO AND NOW HAS A CHILD ALSO....

APPARENTLY HER HUSBAND HAS BEEN WORKING IN THE URARMY IN IRAQ FOR SOMETIME AND WHEN HE RETURNED HOME, HE HAS FOUND HIS WIFE WITH A CHILD... AND ALSO THE SURPRISING THING IS THAT BOTH THE COUPLE ARE WHITE WHILE THE CHILD IS DARK SKINNED.... AND THE WIFE ALSO CLAIMS THAT THE BABY LOOKS MORE LIKE THE BLACK LADY SHE SAW ON THE PORNO.....

NOW NOW NOW... ISNT THIS ACTUALLY WEIRD??

WELL NOW THIS IS THE TWIST.... THE HUSBAND OF THIS WOMEN ALSO BELIEVES THIS BULL OF A STORY....

COMMON.... HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN EH??

WELL THE BIGGEST TWIST IS THIS... THIS IS ALL AN HOAX!!! KNOW ABOUT THE ONION NEWS NETWORK?? WELL IF NOT, THEN GOOGLE IT UP AND CHK ON IT.. AND THIS NEWS WAS APPARENTLY PUBLISHED BY A SIMILAR NEWS NETWORK....

SO NO WORRIES GUYS.... WATCHING 3D PORN ON A 3DTV WONT MAKE A PERSON PREGNENT (YET!!)......

SO FOR NOW... HAVE A GOOD LAUGH....

ADIOS!!!

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